15 November 2008

BRITA WATER FILTER £14.99 FROM ASDA


I collect BRITA water filters. I like most things that look pristine and beautiful and promise to not only make your lives neat, functional and practical but also promote good health. I have a BRITA kettle which boasts the same technology as the water filters. If I had the money I'd have a spacious kitchen and own about five or six kettles of this nature. The same goes for stylish steel cutlery, toasters and kitchen appliances. It would make sense, seeing as I spend a lot of my time in the kitchen, cooking, washing, ironing and staring out the window from time to time. Indeed I dream of having a pristine, minimalish apartment with a well ordered storage facility, a spanking new computer which among the files all neatly organised and stored in easy to navigate folders, a well ordered playlist, all sequenced in various modes, alphabetically, by genre, by mood, which of course is what iTunes is more or less there for. If I could stretch the fantasy further I'd like that kind of job I could go to now and again where I felt content, not too happy that I would hate it if I was sacked nor too dull or stressful as to depress me, but a place as sterile as the supermarket in the film 'One Hour Photo' but smelled like a chemists. Since I never paid much attention to the sciences at school I guess a job in such an environment would be unrealistic.

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